We're in Sweden. Faced with the prospect of paying outrageous hotel laundry rates, I decided to check around for local laundromats. I found a web site for a place that I'm pretty sure is a local laundromat, but the web page was only in Swedish, so I decided to feed it through a Swedish-to-English translation service that I found on the web. What I got back was this:
Welcome to [name of shop]. We's is expert on modification in hide. We's am changing while yous am awaiting. Have you somewhatas requires fräschas up ors wash? Welcome in to ourselves!